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Martian pirate Lord Кaк saves the Earthling pop singer Lady Кaкa from Venusian traders using fantasy algorithms. In the plot, the main role is played by a homosexual blogger.

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CHAPTER UNO


SOLAR SYSTEM, ASTEROID BELT BETWEEN THE ORBITS OF MARS AND JUPITER


COMMENT 1: ASTEROID BELT – THE REGION OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM LOCATED BETWEEN THE ORBITS OF MARS AND JUPITER, WHICH IS A PLACE WHERE A LARGE NUMBER OF OBJECTS OF VARIOUS SIZES, MAINLY IRREGULAR IN SHAPE, ARE CLUSTERED TOGETHER, KNOWN AS ASTEROIDS OR MINOR PLANETS.


COMMENT 2: LORD KAK'S SPACE PATROL SHIP, NAMED "RETRIBUTION," HAS THE SHAPE OF A FLYING SAUCER. THE MAIN CONTROL OF ALL FUNCTIONS OF THE SHIP BELONGS TO A GENERATIVE NEURAL NETWORK NAMED "NEUROKID." IN ESSENCE, THEY ARE ONE AND INDIVISIBLE. NEUROKID HAS CONSCIOUSNESS, WHILE THE SHIP ITSELF, ITS BODY, AND SUBCONSCIOUSNESS ARE ALL IMAGES.


COMMENT 3: CAPTAIN LORD KAK IS A SUBJECT OF THE UNITED COALITION OF THE PLANET MARS. A HEREDITARY GUARDIAN OF COSMIC ORDER. DISCIPLINED IN SERVICE AND A DEVIL-MAY-CARE ATTITUDE WHILE OFF DUTY. HE IS A FAN OF EARTHLY MUSIC-INDUCED SEX, WHICH IS TABOO IN THE COALITION AS SINGING TRIGGERS NARCOTIC SENSATIONS AND DEPRIVES OF SENSIBLE THINKING. HE APPEARS AS THE MASCULINE EMBODIMENT OF EARTH'S LADY KAKA, IN A TWIN BROTHER-LIKE FASHION. HE SPORTS LONG PLATINUM DREADLOCKS ON HIS HEAD, WITHOUT A MUSTACHE, WHILE FROM HIS CHIN GROWS A MID-LENGTH BEARD OF VIOLET SHADE, ALSO BRAIDED INTO FOUR DREADLOCK BRAIDS.


COMMENT 4: PROMPT OPERATOR DOG HOT-DOG. ETHNIC BELONGING WOLFSOUL IN A HOODED SWEATSHIRT, LIKE HACKERS WEAR.


The song "Poker Face" by LADY KAKA (2009) is playing. LORD KAKa's space patrol ship approaches the asteroid belt and comes to a stop. In the control room, LORD KAK and his loyal assistant, the prompt operator DOG HOT-DOG, are sitting. The camera shows a close-up of LORD KAKa.


AUTHOR (Behind the scenes)

LORD KAK, the commander of the space patrol ship, was always known for his nobility and bravery. He was a subject of the United Coalition of States of the planet Mars, and his name commanded respect among citizens and struck fear into the hearts of any criminals who crossed his path. A hereditary guardian of cosmic order, he was disciplined on duty and a wild party animal off duty. He enjoyed sex to the sound of underground music, which was forbidden by the coalition because singing induced a narcotic sensation and deprived one of common sense. He appeared as the male embodiment of Earth's LADY KAKA, almost like a twin brother. This connection drew him towards Earth.


The camera shows a close-up of DOG HOT-DOG.


AUTHOR (continuing)

The camera shows a close-up of DOG HOT-DOG, the second member of this noble group and loyal assistant, a prompt operator who is a wolf-dog hybrid. He comes from different lineages of the Canis family, including both dog and wolf. However, his parents, a wolf and a dog, united these lines once again, resulting in him being a wolf-dog hybrid. A genetic fusion of both dog and wolf characteristics, his development was accelerated to reach a God-like human level of intelligence due to the genetic combination of two lineages and the nourishment provided by his mother's programmed magnetic water during intrauterine development.


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